Welcome back to the fray everyone! I hope we all had a rejuvenating Thanksgiving holiday! I ate so much stuffing, I think I am 70% bread crumbs. Puddles and I are very similar in that regard. My family also now has an idea for a bar when we are rich and bored.

Most bye weeks are nice because we can come out of it healthier and happier, but this bye week had a little extra juice. As you are all now readily aware:

🎉🎉 MATT PATRICIA AND BOB QUINN GOT FIRED 🎉🎉

Pencil Pouch can’t hurt us anymore. This is the happiest I have been about the Lions since I went undefeated with them in Madden 2005. Thank you to Lions legends Ray Lewis, Priest Holmes, Michael Vick, Terrell Owens, Dre Bly, Ed Reed, and many others.

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I am currently writing this post as Ben Roethlisberger and the Ravens trade turns slamming their heads as hard as they can against cinder blocks. At least they are doing this while no one is really watching.

Oh RGIII, not like this…

WEEK 12

God, Big Ten please…PLEASE.

The handling of this season is stunning. I haven’t seen this many bad decisions since Kevin at Benj’s Bachelor Party. Ohio State is one cancelled game away from missing the B1G CG and leaving the conference without an appearance in the CFP. Michigan has already cancelled their game against Maryland, and Kevin Warren has literally evaporated.

We still have football though, so there’s hope!

Ohio State brings their Infinity Gauntlet to East Lansing to retrieve the chaos stone. I thought MSU was chaotic under Dantonio, but Mel Tucker said hold my beer and lit himself on fire. A Top 10 win, beating your main rival, and losing to Rutgers. That’s a turkey.

Since Michigan is out of the picture……BUSTER BRONCO IS BACK. Our 2nd feature matchup is WMU vs EMU. Can the Broncos remain at the top of the MAC? Also did Kevin get that Western shirt yet? I need a pic of him repping a good team for once.

NFL x WTS BETS

ONE PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS! LIONS! LIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSSS!! Apparently the locker room is already happier now that Captain Try-Hard is gone. Frat Stafford is BACK.

The B R O W N S are taking on an Ohio State led team so Baker will probably go off. Or Derrick Henry will beat these dawgs like…well, you know.

The Steelers are still undefeated!! Unfortunately Big Ben looks like the burger named after him out there. Stafford will need a new team, so why not keep him in the family, right Kait?

It’s officially Christmas season!! Make sure you ask Santa for something special. My one gift has already been granted so I am all set. But maybe Santa can bring another new coach to a second team here in Michigan. Just spitballing.

Also someone get Jonathan a real office chair, my god.

TO THE BETS

Pray to Mariah Carey for strength.